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My ex boyfriend used to kiss like the “wrong” one..
(via da-housecat)
Marek: The La Rogue will fall tonight.
Claire: Only a prophet…or a fool would make such a claim. In your case, it is probably the fool.
Marek: I’m whichever makes you smile like that.
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(via pastrytramp)
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple and not fucking blue.
(via thebrokenmusicbox)
…..the only people doing this are female.
(via sweettea-southernthings)
- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
